In a recent study it was discovered that there is in fact an amazing resolution to the world most pressing issue. The Institute of Research to Find Ways To Make The World Be Able To Live Longer And To Stop Global Warming And Make Polar Bears Colder, (TIORTFWTMTWBATLLATSGWAMPBC for short), did a 6 day study and had a major breakthrough.

See what they, TIORTFWTMTWBATLLATSGWAMPB, propose is a bottled fart… wait! This is no ordinary fart! This bottled fart if dispersed throughout the world will help cool our earth at an alarming rate. Each bottle released into the atmosphere will cool the earth .000006 centigrade.

Now we said this was no ordinary fart, TIORTFWTMTWBATLLATSGWAMPB was able to collect this very special fart from none other than the two High Priests of this land, Al Gore and Barack Obama. It turns out that the savior-like qualities these two demigods possess affords them the ability to save this planet with their anal gas.

The scientific community is at a consensus on this issue, so I can’t see any reason for you to question this.

TIORTFWTMTWBATLLATSGWAMPB, will be selling this product for the low cost of your earth killing vehicles, and the guarantee that you’ll never breath again, because well, your breath is killing the poor earth mother, and she’s sad, very, very sad.

You must also pay for a years supply of carbon credits. But how could you go wrong, once you open the bottle ans you get to bask in the glory farts of the High Priests, you’ll know that you’ve mad the right choice.

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Leaving the Left: Moments in the News That Made Me Ashamed to Be a Liberal by Keith Thompson

Dereliction of Duty: The Eyewitness Account of How Bill Clinton Compromised America’s National Security by Robert Patterson

Reckless Disregard: How Liberal Democrats Undercut Our Military, Endanger Our Soldiers, and Jeopardize our Security by Robert Patterson

War Crimes: The Left’s Campaign to Destroy Our Military and Lose the War on Terror by Robert “Buzz” Patterson (NOTE: The administration’s push to change the name from war on terror to overseas contingency operations is not helping counter the arguements in this book.)

Liberal Fascism: The Secret History of the American Left, From Mussolini to the Politics of Meaning by Jonah Goldberg (It is amazing how many on the left called Pres. Bush a facist without ever really researching this history of facist socialism against their party’s agenda.)

The Obama Nation: Leftist Politics and the Cult of Personality by Jerome R. Corsi (Strangely enough, a classic rock station in San Antonio played “Cult of Personality” by Living Color during the inaguration… That sparked a debate that lead some friends to read this book.)

The next few are why we need to be concerned about our president being educated in a muslim school, even if he denies that is was a madrassa…

Stealth Jihad: How Radical Islam is Subverting America without Guns or Bombs by Robert Spencer

The Politically Incorrect Guide to Islam (and the Crusades)by Robert Spencer

Preachers of Hate: Islam and the War on America by Kenneth R. Timmerman

Onward Muslim Soldiers: How Jihad Still Threatens America and the West by Robert Spencer

So our thought was we should post our ideas here. And maybe if we get enough of them, we’d gather them up, put them on t-shirts maybe do a contest for the best ones, and then sell the ideas at cost.

Sounds like funt to me at least.

Okay so for first idea:

We need a resolution for the worlds division of Religions. Why not consolidate all into one. So my thought, we need a leader for this… I submit to you that person be Popbama.

Just imagine, we can sit back and with the wave of a sceptor Popbama will heal our world, tripple the population of the endangered dodo birds… Health Care for all, and in one swoop… No More CEOs